趣味圖片英語笑話：modern toys 現(xiàn)代玩具（雙語）

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this gun is capable of emiting over 54 completely unnecessary, soul-wrenching sounds, that will drive all westerners completely mad...millions of these will slowly but surely make the old civilization collapse...

這把槍能發(fā)出54聲完全沒必要的折磨認的聲音，這能使西方人完全瘋掉……成千上萬的會慢些但是肯定能使古文明崩潰

where modern toys are being produced

現(xiàn)代玩具生產的地方

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