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          The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast.

          Johnny laughed.

          "Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that?" asked the teacher.

          "No, sir," answered Johnny, "but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were."

          游泳者

          老師給同學們講了一個小故事,說有一個人早飯前要在河里游泳,橫渡三趟。

          約翰尼笑了。

          老師問道:“你不相信一個游泳很好的人可以做到么?”

          約翰尼回答說:“不是的,先生,我是不明白他為什么不游四次,好回到他放衣服的那邊。”

          NOTE:

          I wonder………表示我想知道…

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