證婚宣言是這么說的
A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing
"wedding." The wedding vows went like this:
"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held
against you, you have the right to have an attorney present. You may
kiss the bride."
奶奶聽見５歲的孫女在玩“結(jié)婚”游戲，證婚宣言是這么說的：
“你有權(quán)保持沉默，你說的每一句話都可能用來指控你，你有權(quán)讓律師在場。
你可以親吻新娘了。”
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