汪汪叫的妻子
A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor．
"When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers．Now everything's changed．When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me．"
"I don't know what you're complaining about," said the counselor．"You're still getting the same service．"
汪汪叫的妻子
一個(gè)結(jié)婚十年的男人正在請教一位婚姻顧問。
“剛結(jié)婚那會兒，我非常幸福。我在店里勞累一天回到家，我的小狗會繞著我跑，汪汪叫，而我的妻子給我拿來拖鞋。現(xiàn)在一切都變了。我回到家里，我的狗給我拿來拖鞋，我的妻子對著我汪汪叫。”
“我不知道你在抱怨什么，”婚姻顧問說。“你得到的服務(wù)還是一樣的呀。”
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