雙語笑話 我理想的男友標準-修訂版（62歲時）
What I Want in a Man-Revised List （age 62）:
1. Doesn’t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he’s laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it’s the weekend.
我理想的男友標準-修訂版（62歲時）
1.不要嚇唬小孩子
2.記得浴室在哪
3.不需要太多錢生活
4.睡著的時候鼾聲較小
5.記得自己為何大笑
6. 行動自如
7.通常穿著衣服
8.喜歡軟的食物
9.記得把自己的假牙放哪了
10.記得哪天是周末
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