爆笑英語幽默笑話精選17：The Swimmer游泳者（英漢雙語笑話）
17.The Swimmer
17.游泳者
The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed.
老師給同學們講了一個小故事，說一個人早飯前要在河里游泳，橫渡三趟。約翰尼笑了。
"Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that"asked the teacher.
老師問道:“你不相信一個游泳很好的人可以做到這個？”
"No，sir，"answered Johnny，"but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were."
約翰尼回答說:“不是，老師，但我不明白他為什么不游四次，好回到他放衣服的那邊。”
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