英漢幽默故事選讀【118】

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I，You and she

　　Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said," I, I am your teacher; （then pointing to a girl） She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.

　　When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, " I, I am your teacher; （then pointing to his mother） She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student His father got angry and said, "I, I am your father; （then pointing to his wife） She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.

　　The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. "Yes," he said proudly, "I, I am your father; （then pointing to a girl） She, She is your mother; You, You are my son."

　　Notes:

　　（1） learn sth. by heart諳記；能背出
　　（2） proudly adv.自豪地

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文回答下列問題：
　　① What did Peter learn on his first day at school?
　　② How many sentences did the teacher teach him?
　　③ Who asked him a question when Peter went home?
　　④ How did his father feel when he heard Peter's sentences?
　　⑤ What sentences did his father teach him?

我，你，她

　　彼得是個(gè)聰明的孩子。在學(xué)校的第一天，他學(xué)了三個(gè)詞：我，你，她。老師教他如何用這三個(gè)詞造句子。老師說：“我，我是你的老師；（然后指著一個(gè)女孩）她，她是你的同學(xué)；你，你是我的學(xué)生。”

　　彼得回到家里，爸爸問他學(xué)了什么。彼得馬上說：“我，我是你的老師；（然后指著他的媽媽）她，她是你的同學(xué)；你，你是我的學(xué)生。”他的爸爸聽了非常生氣，說：“我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指著他的妻子）她，她是你的媽媽；你，你是我的兒子。”

　　第二天，老師問彼得是否用心學(xué)那三個(gè)詞了。“是的，”彼得自豪地說，“我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指著一個(gè)女孩）她，她是你的媽媽；你，你是我的兒子。”

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　　① He learnt three words: 1, You and She.
　　② Three sentences.
　　③ His father.
　　④ He got angry.
　　⑤ I, I am your father; She, She is your mother; You, You my son.

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