Judges Joke(13)
“Guilty or not guilty of begging？‘asked the magistrate.”Nearly guilty，“said the beggar.”What do you mean，’nearly‘guilty？Asked the puzzled magistrate.“Well，your honor，I asked the lady for twenty-five cents but I didn’t get it.”
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