英語笑話笑死人不償命65: 真是恩愛的一對(雙語)
How Sweet!
喔，真是恩愛的一對！
Two women friends were having tea.
兩個女人正在喝茶，
Said one to the other,
其中一位對另一位說道：
"I've been trying to reach my lawyer for a week ... "
“我已經花了一個禮拜找我的律師，…．。”
"Oh, please don't mention lawyers to me" interrupted the recent widow,
“哦，拜托別再向我提律師的事了，”那位剛死去丈夫的女人插嘴道，
I've had so much trouble settling my husbands estate that I sometimes wish he hadn't died! "
“我在處理我先生遺留的房地產時遭遇到好多麻煩，有時候我真希望他沒死就好了。
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