英語笑話笑死人不償命64: 等明年再說(雙語)
Wait till Next Year
等明年再說
The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast.
一位女士和她先生正在用早餐，她邊吃邊看報紙。
"Did you hear about this, dear?" she asked.
“親愛的，你聽過這則新聞嗎？”她問道。
"It seems a man traded his wife for season tickets to the Spurs.
“似乎是一個男的為了看馬刺隊的比賽，用他太太跟人換了球季的門票。
You wouldn't do a thing like that, would you, sweetheart?"
你不會那么做吧，親愛的？”
"No way," answered the husband.
“我才不會那么傻呢！”先生答道。
"The season's almost half over."
“今年球季幾乎都過了一大半了."
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