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        A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. "What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny?" asked one of them.

        "So he won't join the army," the youngster replied without blinking an eye.

        一個小男孩帶著一頭驢子穿過部隊營房。兩名士兵想跟小家伙有開玩笑。”你把你哥哥牽得這么緊,桑尼?”其中一個問。“所以他不會加入軍隊,”他眼睛一眨不眨的回答。

           

           

           

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