那些妙趣橫生的英語(yǔ)幽默故事81：讓小的干吧
那些妙趣橫生的英語(yǔ)幽默故事
Get the kid
讓小的干吧
A bit of advice for those about to retire. lf you are only 65,never move to ansrUrement community. Everybody else is in their 71s, 80s,or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded,they yell,"Get the kid．
這里想對(duì)將要退休的人提一點(diǎn)忠告。如果你只有65歲的話，千萬(wàn)別進(jìn)退休社區(qū)。因?yàn)槟抢锏娜硕计甙耸畾q或者八九十歲了。每當(dāng)要搬東西，抬東西或者裝東西時(shí)，他們會(huì)喊，“讓小的干吧。
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