每日一笑(2.28)
drink like a fish
A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.
All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.
The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at him. He tried his best to ignore her but, finally it was too much for him.
He asked her, "Why are you staring at me.?"
Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went quiet for her response.
The little girl said, "My Daddy said you drink like a fish and I don't want to miss it!"
牛飲
某人舉辦一場宴會招待他的同事，包括他的老板。
吃飯的時候，男主人的3歲小女兒目不轉睛地盯著對面她父親的老板看，甚至沒有吃東西。
老板先檢查了領事，然后抹抹臉上看有沒有食物，再整整頭發。那小女孩依然盯著他看。他盡力不去注意這事，但這太難了。他忍不住問小女孩：“你為什么老盯著我看？”
桌子上的每個人都注意到了這事，安靜地盼著她的回答。
小女孩說：“爸爸說你象牛飲，我可不想錯過看到！”
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