英文笑話:Monkey and Elephant

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A monkey and an elephant is a good friend. both of them lives close in the neighbourhood. one day while the elephant was rubbing his trunk again a coconut tree， his monkey came by 'hey jimbo， are you free？'. elephant says 'whassup？'. then the monkey told him how difficult it was for him to find a mate as it was a mating season. elephant 'so what's it got to do with me？'. monkey says 'pse allow me to do you……its been 3 months now……pse……pse……？'. elephant 'youre nuts？！' the monkey keeps nagging the elephant for the next one to two hours until the elephant got fed up. then the elephant give in and says 'ok. what the hell. take your time……' the monkey wihout wasting his time jump over the elephant and starts doin his stuff. suddenly one of the coconut felt over jimbo's head. jimbo 'ouch！！' monkey 'wow！！ am i that good.？？'

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