20. Coffee Problem
A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked .
"Take the spoon out of your cup. " answered the doctor.
Notes:
(1) stabbing adj.刺痛的
(2) spoon n.匙子
Exercises:
根據短文回答下列問題：
?、?Where was the man?
② What problem did he have?
?、?In which eye did he have the problem?
?、?How did the doctor answer him?
⑤ Do you think the doctor was only joking?
20.咖啡問題
一位男子來到醫生的辦公室?！搬t生，每次我喝咖啡，我的右眼都有刺痛感。您說我該怎么辦？”他問道。
“把勺子從咖啡杯里拿出來。”醫生回答說。
練習參考答案：
?、?At the doctor's office.
?、?He had a stabbing pain in the eye.
?、?The right eye.
?、?The doctor told him to take the spoon out of the cup every time he had a cup of coffee.
?、?No.
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