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        英語(yǔ)幽默小故事帶翻譯:Beyond the call 余音(中英雙語(yǔ))

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        97. Beyond the call

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        About to be shipped out on a long tour of duty over-seas,I had called my wife from a coin-operated telephone at an Army camp on the West Coast. As I walked away,the phone rang,and I answered it,expecting to be told of extra charges. "I thought you'd like to know,"the operator said,"that just after you hung up,the woman said,'I love you. "

        即將因工作遠(yuǎn)征出海,我就在西海岸軍營(yíng)地用一個(gè)投幣電話給我的妻子撥了個(gè)電話。我剛要離開,電話鈴響了。我估計(jì)是讓我交超時(shí)費(fèi),所以只好去接。接話員說(shuō):“我想你可能想知道,你剛掛斷電話,那個(gè)女的就說(shuō)‘我愛你’。”

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