你多大了

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　　A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

　　"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

　　"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

　　"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'

　　"Twenty-six."

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