英漢雙語笑話：哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊?
how could anyone stoop so low?
our manager at the restaurant where i worked was a much beloved, jovial man. but there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. or, should i say, his lack of it. one day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, "someone just picked my pocket!" most of my fellow waitresses and i were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, "how could anyone stoop so low?"
我們的餐廳經理是一位深受大家愛戴，和藹而又快樂的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提－－他的身高。或者，我應該說，他是有點矮！一天，經理怒氣沖沖地撞門而入，高聲說，
“有人拿了我的錢包！”
我和其她大部女招待都沒敢吱聲，但有人卻蹦出一句話：
“哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊”！
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