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        那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事44:有,沒有

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        那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事

        A man and his son were riding in the car. The man said to his son,"Could you check and see if the dirsction lights are working on your side of the car?“ His son looked out the window and said, "Yes, no, yes,no. yes, no, yes,no…"
        有一個男人和他的兒子坐在車上。這個男人對他兒子說:“你能檢查一下你那邊的方向燈有沒有壞嗎?”兒子把頭伸出窗外說:“有,沒有,有,沒有,有,沒有……"

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