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        那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事

        Half glass Of Water
        半杯水

        TO the optimist,the glass is half full.to the pessmist,the glass is haIf empty.To theengIneer,the gIaSs is twice as big as it needs to be.
        對于樂觀主義者,這玻璃杯有一半是滿的:對于悲觀主義者,這玻璃杯有一半是空的。對于工程師,這玻璃杯比實(shí)際需要大了一倍。

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