每日一笑(12.12)
I'll Go There Myself
我自己過去
There was once a landlord who always pretended he was
knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or write.
One day when the landlord was chatting with his guests, a
servant came in and gave him a letter which asked him to lend
a cow. The landlord was afraid that
his guests would know he was unable to read or write, so he
opened the envelope and glanced over the words. Then he said
to the servant, "OK, please tell him I'll go there myself in a few minutes."
從前，有一個地主是個既不會讀也不會寫的文盲，但他卻偏要在人前裝作很有學問。
一天，當地主正和賓客聊天的時候，仆人走進來遞給他一封信，信上請他出借一牛。地主害怕被客人知道自己是個文盲，于是他打開信封，瞧了瞧信上的字，然后對仆人說：
“好的，你告訴他我等一下自己過去?！?
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