美國偶像毒舌評委損人經典語錄

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　美國偶像評委西蒙·考威爾把參賽選手罵得狗血噴頭卻不帶一個臟字，可見參加選秀的人需要多大的忍耐力。趕快來看看這些話到底損到了什么程度。　　It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.　　聽上去像一只貓從帝國大廈跳下來。　　I"m going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.　　如果你再不閉嘴，我就向里面甩個魚鉤。　　That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!　　你的表演很特別。不幸的是，特別地差勁。　　You have just invented a new form of torture.　　你發明了一種折磨人的新手段。　　If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.　　如果你生活在2000年前，唱成這樣，人們會向你扔石頭。　　There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.　　人類能承受的懲罰是有限的，我再也無法忍受了。　　You killed my favorite.　　我最喜歡的歌曲被你糟蹋了。　　It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.　　你不唱它的時候，它是首好歌。　　You're like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.　　你像個小倉鼠要做大老虎。　　I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song　　你唱歌的時候，看起來處在半睡眠狀態。　　I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.　　我一個字也聽不懂，你大概在用挪威語演唱。　　Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.　　想象一下，一頭驢與22匹馬賽跑，你一點機會都沒有。　　It's like you were drunk. I"m not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.　　你看起來喝多了。我說的可不是一、兩瓶，是一箱那么多。

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