爆笑英語幽默笑話精66:New Year Resolution新年決心書（英漢雙語笑話）
66. New Year Resolution
66.新年決心書
Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulletin board in the reading center，one young teacher stopped by，looked at them for a few minutes，and then left abruptly. Passing two teachers on their way in，she stormed，“My resolution isn’t posted-and mine was one of the first ones ins”I couldn't help but overheard,and the tone of her voice sent me flying to my desk in reach of a misplaced resolution.Looking rapidly through stacks of papers，I uncovered hers. It read，“I resolve not to let little things upset me.”
為了激勵同學們對我們閱覽中心的興趣，我請每位老師在一張特制的表格上寫一篇新年決心書交給我。我將決心書張貼在閱覽中心的布告牌上之后，一位年輕老師停下來看了幾分鐘，便抽身走開了。她越過兩位老師闖了進來，大發雷霆道:“我的決心書竟然沒有貼出來—而我的是第一批交上來的!”我在旁邊聽到了，看她氣勢洶洶的樣子，我嚇得趕緊跑回辦公室去找那份放錯了地方的決心書，飛快瀏覽了幾疊紙之后，我打開了她的那一份，上面寫著:“我決心不再為一些小事而煩惱。”
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