爆笑英語幽默笑話精65:Contribution貢獻（英漢雙語笑話）
65. Contribution
65.貢獻
A friend of mine, a Sunday-school teacher，attended a church dinner with her husband，who isn't much of a church一goer. The pastor asked each person to stand，introduce himself and describe his contribution. As it became apparent to the husband that everyone else was deeply involved，he grew more and more uncomfortable. But when it was his turn to speak，he rose to the occasion. Thinking of his six children，he said，"my name is Dave，and I supply the kids for the Sunday school.”
我的一位朋友是一個主日學校的教師。她和丈夫一起去參加教堂的晚餐會，而她的丈夫是不怎么去教堂的。牧師請每個人站起來做自我介紹，并講述自己對教會的貢獻。她的丈夫看出，別人都比他更關心教會的工作，他變得越來越不自在。但是，該他說話時，他很好地對付了這一局面。他想到自己有六個孩子，就說:“我叫大衛(wèi)，我為主日學校提供了學生。”
He got a standing ovation.
他的話贏得一片掌聲。
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