笑話習題簿12.27
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel.
Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up? 圣誕節前夕，圣誕老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律師在一家高級飯店一同等電梯，門還未開前，三人同時看到地上有一張新臺幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰會將它撿起？
答案
Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!
當然是圣誕老人啦！為什么？因為大家都知道另外兩者并不存在。
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