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        英語幽默小故事帶翻譯:Only one 只能一輛!(中英雙語)

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        116.Only one

        116.只能一輛!

        After retirement,our friends Jim and Evelyn began traveling around the United States in a motor home,towing their compact sedan behind. While driving through a shopping mall parking lot in New York,they were pleased when a motorist stopped his vehicle and signaled them through.

        我的朋友吉姆和依娃林退休后,開始用他們的家庭式旅行車進行環美旅行。他們在旅行車后面還施著一輛小橋車備用。在經過紐約一家商店的停車場時,一個騎摩托的小伙子很禮貌地停下來示意讓他們先過。這令他們很高興。

        Seconds later,they were jolted to a stop by a loud crash behind them. To their amazement,the polite motorist had demolished their car.

        幾秒鐘后,就聽后邊咔的一聲巨響,他們停了車一看,那個小伙于把他們的小橋車給撞了。

        His explanation:"I didn't mind letting you nice folks by,but I didn't want that compact car to sneak through too."

        他的解釋是這樣的:“我不介意讓你們這對好人通過,但我不想讓那輛小轎車也跟著溜過去。”

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