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          Bill Clinton went jogging one evening and came upon the Washington Monument.

          He said,“George,what should I do?”

          After a few seconds,George replied,“Abolish the IRS and start over.”

          Bill thought about this for a few seconds and continued jogging. Shortly he came upon the Jefferson Memorial and stopped there. He said,“Tom,what should I do?”

          After a few seconds,Tom replied,“Abolish welfare and start over.”

          Bill continued jogging after thinking about this and came upon the Lincoln Memorial.He said,“Abe,what should I do?”

          After a few seconds,Abe replied,“Why don‘t you take the night off and go to the theater?”

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