多功能蒼蠅拍
(Originally in English)
A mother came home from shopping for tea, and saw
that some tea had already been made by her
15-year-old daughter. The mother then asked the
daughter, "Did you use the tea strainer?"
Because in England they use chopped tea leaves to
make tea, and you have to use a tea strainer to
strain out the tea leaves, and then drink only the liquid.
And the daughter said, "Yes, mother, I did filter the
tea leaves. But I couldn't find the tea strainer,
so I used the fly swatter." The mother said, "Oh!
My God! Why did you do that? You shouldn't have
done that!" And the daughter said, "Oh mother,
don't panic. It's just an old one. I didn't use the new one."
多功能蒼蠅拍
母親購物回來，想喝點(diǎn)茶，發(fā)現(xiàn)她15歲的女兒已經(jīng)泡好茶了，
就問女兒：‘你用濾茶器了嗎？’因?yàn)橛擞盟椴枞~來泡茶，
所以要用濾茶器過濾出茶水來喝。女兒回答：‘媽，我有過濾，
但因?yàn)檎也坏綖V茶器，所以就用蒼蠅拍來過濾。’母親聽了就說：
‘噢！怎么搞的，你不能這樣做啦！’女兒回答：‘媽，你不要緊張，
我只是用那支舊的蒼蠅拍，沒有用新的那支！’
附件:3-10-necklace-1.jpg
本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/21566.html
相關(guān)文章
-
英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Wrongly dressed 穿錯(cuò)了（中英雙語）
38.Wrongly dressed38.穿錯(cuò)了I wanted to look especially nice when I valked my son to his first day of kindergarten，so I took the liberty of borrowing an outfit from my...
2018-11-01 英語笑話 -
使別人高興--雙語幽默笑話
a sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?一個(gè)主日學(xué)校的老師正在對學(xué)生講使別...
2018-10-30 英語笑話 -
English Jokes -Sick In Church
A little girl and her mother were in church when the girl started to feel ill. "Mommy, can we leave now?" asked the girl. "No." replied Mom. "I think I'm gonna...
2019-03-18 英語笑話 -
外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹176：一元錢(中英)
The teacher asked Tom:"Why did you come to school so late this morning?"老師問湯姆:“今天早上你為什么遲到了?”"Someone lost one dollar.”Answered Tom.“有個(gè)人丟了一塊錢。”湯姆回答說。"Oh，n...
2018-11-01 英語笑話 -
獨(dú)特的應(yīng)聘者--雙語幽默漫畫
"Frankly,your resume was no better or worse than any of the other applicants...but your Trump hair put you over the top."坦率的說，你的簡歷和其他申請人的沒有差別。。。但是喇叭發(fā)型讓你鶴立雞群！...
2018-10-30 英語笑話 -
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事161：大腦袋
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事A big head 大腦袋 "All the kids make fun of me,”the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big hea...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
史上十大“烏鴉嘴”名言
Of course, nobody can ever predict what will occur in the realms of science, technology and world events。 誰也不能預(yù)料未來會(huì)發(fā)生什么。無論是科學(xué)，技術(shù)還是世界大事，各個(gè)...
2018-11-26 英語笑話 -
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事94：繼續(xù)擁有他
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him． 如果一個(gè)女人偷了你...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
英文笑話:Empire strike back
Joke：Empire strike back A furious light sabre duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader， chops off Luke's hand！ It goes spinn...
2018-12-25 英語笑話
