那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事161：大腦袋
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
A big head
大腦袋
"All the kids make fun of me,”the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."
“所有的小朋友都拿我取樂，"小男孩哭著跟媽媽說：“他們說我長(zhǎng)了一個(gè)大腦袋。”
"Don't listen to them,”his mother consoled. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
“別聽他們的，”他媽媽安慰說。“你的腦袋長(zhǎng)得很漂亮。好了，別哭了，到店里買10磅土豆來。”
"Where's the shopping bag?”
“兜子在哪呢？”
"I haven't got one - use you hat."
”我沒有兜子——就用你的帽子吧。”
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