那些妙趣橫生的英語(yǔ)幽默故事160：其余的事由我負(fù)責(zé)
那些妙趣橫生的英語(yǔ)幽默故事
i‘ll see to the rest
其余的事由我負(fù)責(zé)
a guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl stianding on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage．
一位列車(chē)員剛發(fā)出信號(hào)讓火車(chē)啟動(dòng)，這時(shí)他看見(jiàn)一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站臺(tái)上一節(jié)打開(kāi)的車(chē)廂門(mén)旁邊，跟車(chē)廂里另一位漂亮姑娘在說(shuō)話(huà)。
"come on,miss!"he shouted."shut the door,please!"
“快點(diǎn)，小姐！”他喊道：“請(qǐng)把門(mén)關(guān)上！”
"oh,i just want to kiss my sister goodbye,"she called back.
“噢，我還沒(méi)有和妹妹吻別呢。”她回答道。
“you just shut that door,please,"caiied the guard,"and i'll see to the reet．"
“請(qǐng)把門(mén)關(guān)上，”列車(chē)員說(shuō)：“其余的事由我負(fù)責(zé)。”
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