英語笑話笑死人不償命35:: 學習共同分享（雙語)
Learning to Share
學習共同分享
Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, kept the bigger piece for himself and gave the smaller piece to his sister.
強尼把一塊派一分為二，把大的留給自己，小的給他妹妹。
"Hey," said his sister, "if I'd divided the pie, I would have kept the smaller piece for myself. "
“嘿，如果是我來分那塊派，我會把小的留給我自己，”妹妹說
"Well, that's what you got, so what are you complaining about?"
“你不是分到小塊的嗎，還抱怨什么呢？”
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