英語(yǔ)笑話:為什么喝得這么快

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導(dǎo)語(yǔ)：笑話讓人快樂(lè)^_^中西方人的笑點(diǎn)不一樣，也許你覺(jué)得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺(jué)得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學(xué)到知識(shí)喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語(yǔ)笑話小編一起來(lái)欣賞這則英語(yǔ)笑話吧(*^__^*) ……

　　A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"

　　The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.

　　"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."

　　The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"

　　The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."

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