三個有名的外科醫生
三個有名的外科醫生正在吹噓他們的技術。“一個人斷了一只手,他來找我,”一個說,“如今那個人是個音樂會的小提琴手。” “這算不了什么,”另一個說。“一個家伙兩條腿斷了,他來找我,我將它們接了回去。如今,那人是馬拉松選手。” “我比你們兩個都強,”第三個說,“一天,我碰到一起可怕的車禍。除了一個馬屁股,和一幅眼睛,什么都沒有留下。如今,那人坐在美國參議院里。”
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