吉姆的歷史考得咋樣啊？
Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination?
Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. Why, they asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.
姨媽：吉姆的歷史考得咋樣啊？
媽媽：咳，一點兒都不好，可這也不是他的錯。唉，他們問的都是這倒霉孩子出生之前發(fā)生的事兒。
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