服務員老大不高興地跑過去
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they took out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.
The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them,“You can’t eat your own sandwiches here!”The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
兩名律師進了家餐館點了兩杯喝的，然后從各自包里拿出三明治，準備要吃。
服務員老大不高興地跑過去對他們說：“你們不能在這兒吃自帶的三明治！”倆律師對視了一眼，聳了聳肩，然后交換了三明治。
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