男人們制定的“婦女守則”（系列3）
這是一篇既有趣又有一定真實性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人們的心理。與大家分享一下，希望你們也會喜歡。
We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose.
我們男人總是聽到自己女人制訂的規(guī)則，以下是我們的規(guī)則。注意！所有的規(guī)則都被列為“第一”，這是有意的。
#1 Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
第一條：想要什么就說。讓我們清楚地知道。微妙的暗示沒有用！強烈的暗示沒有用！明顯的暗示沒有用！就是要說出來！
#1 We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on the calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
第一條：我們不記得日期。生日和周年紀(jì)念日要標(biāo)在日歷上。事先還要經(jīng)常提醒我們。
（源自《看幽默故事學(xué)英語》 通訊員廈門大學(xué)魏紅心供稿 英語點津陳蓓編輯）
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