男人們制定的“婦女守則”（系列4）
這是一篇既有趣又有一定真實(shí)性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人們的心理。與大家分享一下，希望你們也會(huì)喜歡。
We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose.
我們男人總是聽到自己女人制訂的規(guī)則，以下是我們的規(guī)則。注意！所有的規(guī)則都被列為“第一”，這是有意的。
#1 Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
第一條：男人們大多只擁有三雙鞋。你們?cè)趺磿?huì)認(rèn)為我們很擅于從你們的30雙鞋中挑出一雙來配你們的連衣裙呢？
#1 "Yes" or "No" is perfectly an acceptable answer to almost every question.
第一條：“是”和“不”幾乎是回答一切問題的最佳答案。
#1 Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what girlfriends are for.
第一條：如果你們有問題需要幫忙解決，盡管來找我們。我們就是干這事兒的。同情正是女朋友們所需要的。
（源自《看幽默故事學(xué)英語》 通訊員廈門大學(xué)魏紅心供稿 英語點(diǎn)津陳蓓編輯）
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