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        因為倆隊打平了。

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        Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black,

        "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

        "Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.

        "Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.
        邁克上學遲到了,他對他老師布萊克先生說:
        “老師,我遲到了,請原諒,就怪我在夢里看了場足球賽?!?BR>“這怎么會讓你遲到呢?”老師追問。
        “因為倆隊都贏不下來,所以比賽拖了很長時間。(因為倆隊打平了,所以還打了加時賽。)”邁克回答。
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