每日一笑：I just showed him(7.6)
A week before his birthday, Mrs. Jones bought her son Mathew
a new bicycle and hid it in the shed.
"Now Jenny," she said to his sister, "don't go telling Mathew about his present."
The next day, Mathew said to his mother, "I like the new bicycle, Mum!"
Mrs. Jones was furious with Jenny. "I thought I told you not to tell him," she said.
"I didn't," said Jenny, "I showed him."
我只是讓他看了看。
瓊斯太太在她的兒子馬修生日的前一個星期給他買了一輛新自行車，并把它藏在車棚里。
“聽著，珍妮，”她對馬修的妹妹說，“別告訴馬修這件禮物的事兒。”
第二天，馬修對他媽媽說，“我非常喜歡這輛新自行車，媽。”
瓊斯太太非常生氣地對珍妮說，“不是告訴你別跟他說這件事嗎？”
“我沒有跟他說。”珍妮說，“我只是讓他看了看。”
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