每日一笑：Put the peach back on the tree.(.78)
Bob: I had a rough time this morning. The farmer caught me in
one of his peach trees.
Barbara: Gosh! What did you do?
Bob: I told him one of his peaches fell down and I was trying to
put it back!
把桃子放回樹(shù)上去。
鮑勃：我今天早晨非常不順。那個(gè)農(nóng)民在他的一棵桃樹(shù)上抓住了我。
巴拉：天啊！你干了些什么呀？
鮑勃：我告訴他他的一個(gè)桃子掉在地上了，我只是想把它放回去。
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