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        雙語笑話理想男友的標準修訂版(52歲時)

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        What l want in a man at different ages

        我在不同年齡時的理想男友的標準

        Revised List ( age 52 )

        修訂版(52歲時)

        1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

        1.保持鼻子和耳朵處的毛發整潔

        2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public

        2.不在公共場合打嗝或搔癢

        3. Doesn't borrow money too often

        3.向別人借錢不要太頻繁

        4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when l'm venting

        4.當我生氣的時候不許打盹睡著

        5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times

        5.不會多次重復講同一個笑話

        6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on week

        6.周末不會一直賴在床上


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