趣味英語：你知道我是干嘛的嗎 Do You Know My Work?
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Do You Know My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire，and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. 一天晚上，一家旅館失火，住在這家旅館里的人穿著睡衣就跑了出來。 Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. 兩個人站在外面，看著大火。 "Before I came out," said one," I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire，the fire burn sit. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them." “在我出來之前，”其中一個人說，“我跑進一些房間，找到了一大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火里，火就會把它燒成灰燼。所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了。沒有人會因為我拿走它們而變得更窮。” "You don't know my work," said the other. “你不知道我是干什么的。”另一個人說。 "What is your work？" “你是干什么的？” "I'm a policeman." “我是警察。” "Oh！" cried the first man. He thought quickly and said, "And do you know my work?" “噢！”第一個人喊了一聲。他靈機一動，說：“那你知道我是干什么的？” "No," said the policeman. “不知道。”警察說。” I'm a writer. I'm always tellings to ries about things that never happened." “我是個作家。我總是愛編一些從未發生過的故事。”本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/6356.html
