英語(yǔ)笑話解釋：You have matches
You have matches
最近我有一次機(jī)會(huì)登上一艘豪華游輪觀光。一次, 我在酒吧臺(tái)拿了兩杯雞尾酒回房間享受，途中遇到一位女士，她看看我后笑著說(shuō)：“You have matches？”我一愣，回答說(shuō)：“很抱歉，我十五年前就戒煙了，所以沒(méi)有火柴。”她立刻會(huì)意到我誤解了她的意思，好像是有點(diǎn)抱歉的說(shuō)：“It’s a joke.” 然后，我們就相互尷尬的笑了笑，走開(kāi)了。事后和朋友在吃晚飯的時(shí)候聊天，我趁機(jī)向一個(gè)美國(guó)朋友請(qǐng)教白天的那句話，他解釋說(shuō)：“因?yàn)樗茨銉墒侄颊贾凸室忾_(kāi)玩笑跟你要火柴，這是個(gè)非常普通的笑話，非但沒(méi)有惡意，反而是想問(wèn)你需不需要幫忙。”(摘自《世界日?qǐng)?bào)》)
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