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        英語幽默小故事帶翻譯:Identification 證明(中英雙語)

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        165.Identification

        165.證明

        A woman came into our bank to get a check cashed,but she didn't have an account with us.  When I asked her for some identification, she showed me several charge cards,her Social Security card and a library card. I told her we needed a driver's license,but she didri t have one.

        一位婦女來到我們銀行想兌換一張支票,但她在我們這兒沒建立帳戶。當我問她要證明材料時,她把社會保險卡、圖書卡拿給我看。我告訴她我們要看她的駕駛證,她說她沒有。

         "Don't you have something with your picture on it?"I asked.

        “難道你就沒帶照片的東西嗎?”

        "Oh, sure,"she said as she flipped to a family photo in her wallet. "That's me in the back row. "

        “噢,有啊,”她邊說邊從錢包里拿出一張合家照,“站在后排的那個就是我。”

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