每日一笑：Two Hermits (6.22)
Two hermits lived in a cave far from civilization. One day a little dog ran past the entrance to the cave.
Six months later one hermit said to the other one, "That was a cute little black dog."
One year later the other hermit said, "It wasn't a black dog; it was a white one."
Eight months later the first hermit jumped up and exclaimed, "If we're going to have this constant bickering, I'm leaving."
兩個隱士
兩個隱士住在遠離世間的一個山洞里。 一天，一只小狗從他們居住的洞口跑了過去。
六個月以后，一個隱士對另一個說，“那是一只可愛的小黑狗。”
一年以后，另外那個隱士說：“那不是一只黑狗，它是白色的。”
八個月后，第一個隱士跳起來，嚷道：“如果我們還要進行這種無休止的爭論的話，我就離開這兒。”
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