每日一笑：You‘re facing the wrong way. (6.21)
In a cinema, a lady turned round and said to the giggling schoolgirls behind her: "Do you mind, I'm trying to watch the film."
"In that case," said one of them, "you're facing the wrong way."
你看錯(cuò)方向了
劇院里，一位女士回頭對(duì)后面正在說(shuō)笑的一群女學(xué)生說(shuō)：“如果你們不介意的話，我想看這場(chǎng)電影?！?
“要是那樣的話，”其中一個(gè)女孩子說(shuō)，“那您肯定是看錯(cuò)方向了?！?
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