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        每日一笑:Doctor and Patient (6.20)

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                 Doctor and Patient

        Doctor: How many ears and eyes does a cat have?
        Patient: Two of each.
        Doctor: And how many legs does it have?
        Patient: Say, Doctor, haven't you ever seen a cat?


                  醫生和病人

        醫生:一只貓有幾個耳朵和眼睛?
        病人:都是兩個。
        醫生:那么它有幾條腿呢?
        病人:我說,醫生,難道你從來沒有見過貓嗎?

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