每日一笑(8.17)
昨日鏈接
Waste or Save?
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning.
Don't you know you are wasting time?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven't I?
浪費還是節約？
父親：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是
在浪費時間嗎？
杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節省了一頓飯呢，是不是？
個人電腦問題,聽力暫時不可使用,委屈各位詞友了哦.
我提前發貼.......
小格言:細心做好每一件小事,接受每一個錯誤的現實.
本人小格言短缺,有沒有好心人貢獻給我呀.
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