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        英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.4.21

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          Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

          Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.   Father: What"s that got to do with it?   Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

          爸爸:杰克,你干嘛喝這么多水呀?   杰克:我剛才吃了個   蘋果,爸爸。   爸爸:可是這跟喝水有什么關系呢?   杰克:我忘了洗蘋果呀。

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