英漢雙語笑話105
The Name of a Poet
Our teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in some schools today．
“It works like this，” she said．“Suppose you wanted tore member the name of a poet—Robert Burns，for instance．”She told us to think of him as Bobby Burns．“Now get in your head a picture of a London policeman，a bobby in flames．See？Bobby Burns！”
“I see what you mean，” said the class know it all．“But how can you tell that it's Not Robert Browning？”
詩人的名字
我們的老師正在給我們介紹現在某些學校使用的一種新的記憶訓練系統。
“這個系統是這樣的，”她說。“假定你要記住一個詩人的名字——例如，要記住羅伯特·彭斯的名字。”她告訴我們把他當作博比·彭斯。“讓你的腦海里閃現出一個倫敦警察的形象，燃燒著的警察。明白嗎？警察燃燒！”
“我明白你的意思，”班上的萬事通說。“但是你怎么能說那就不是羅伯特·布朗寧呢？”
2.
The Right Leg
Proctor（exceedingly angry）：“So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched？Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair？”
Soph．（meekly）：“The right leg，sir．”
右腿
學監（非常生氣）：“現在你承認這可憐的新生被扔進這蛙池里，渾身濕透？那么你在這不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢？”
二年級學生（恭順地）：“右腿，先生。”
3.
Senior Class
During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.
When he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "Can you imagine, " she said. "Seventy dollars and I had to kiss him too!"
年長者階層
醫生按期來探視我的老母。我告訴他母親不幾天就要慶祝她98歲的生日了。醫生聽了也很高興，為此，他彎下腰來親了她一下。然后他說不幾天他也要慶祝自己的生日，并要求她還他一個吻。
醫生走后，我母親厭惡地搖搖頭。“你能想象嗎，”她說，“付了他70元，我還得親他！”
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